The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
a Toast to these amazing comments
the last one im so fuckign doen w/ trying
Parent of the year :D
Best parent ever award
The difference between Freedom & Slavery is one thin line.
One of the most mindfucking genius pictures on Tumblr. God bless the person who did this
checking out all new followers who message me, and following tons!